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Holy Days

by sethifus

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1.
'tis the time of year it seems the shamrock supply abounds. You'll find their form in every store and even on the ground. No matter how sweet a frozen treat in other seasons may sound, my favorite, the Shamrock Shake won't ever stick around! I traveled to McDonaldland and found the famous clown and asked him to keep Shamrock Shakes a'comin' to my town. He said, "I'd love to serve ya lad, but our shake supply is gone. And it'll take another year, my boy, to milk enough leprechauns. (x2)
2.
April 1st 00:53
There comes a time for every young couple when thoughts turn to future commitment decisions and how they should spend their money resources and time. My lover and I can be so indecisive when it comes to choices that could change our course. But this time we're certain, our hearts and desires intwined. April 1st, and we're having a baby... For dinner!
3.
I hope it's not too cold this Halloween (x2) If it's too cold you know I'll get sulky. Snow pants and a coat make a costume too bulky. I hope it's not too cold this Halloween. I hope it doesn't snow this Halloween (x2) From previous years I've come to the conclusion that wearing snow boots kind of ruins the illusion. I hope it doesn't snow this Halloween. I hope the sidewalks don't freeze this Halloween. I hope that they don't freeze this Halloween. If they freeze, I won't be pleased 'cuz I don't need bruised elbows and knees. I don't wanna fall on my butt this Halloween. I hope the weather's nice this Halloween (x2) If it's not too cold it might be too hot. A mask full of sweat or a mask full of snot. So tell Mother Nature or that jerkface Jack Frost that they should take the rest of this month off. I hope it doesn't suck this Halloween.
4.
Halloween is finally near! And now the Monsters can reappear! I wish they'd stay and stick around all through the year! But in truest monster style they only stick around a little while to invade our breakfast bowls and the cereal aisles! Chorus: Monster Cereal is back again for all the strange kids who'll start each day the spooky way like any good ghost or ghoul. General Mills it isn't funny to slay Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy. You could be taking so much more of my money. If you would follow my plan and make the Monsters I demand like Scaregranola and Zombran Flakes. Chorus (again).
5.
Chorus: Trick or Treat Smell my feet Give us something good to eat. If you don't I don't care I'll pull down your underwear. Verse: If you want to ward off attack give us proper quality snacks. If you don't we'll unleash Hell on this place. Chocolate bars or gum would be good. Let me make sure that I'm understood. We don't want quarters or mini toothpaste. Chorus Verse: I hope you take us seriously. We'll toilet paper all of your trees, and we'll knock your mailbox and lawn statues down. We'll soap your windows and egg your front stoop and smear your door knob with stinky dog poop If you give another rock to Good Old Charlie Brown. Chorus (x2) And everyone will see that Halloween is important to me.
6.
Verse 1: The cooling Fall breezes turn the leaves orange and brown. They mingle and rustle 'til each leaf drifts down, and skitters and scrapes as it dances around the fruits of the season vining up from the ground. Chorus: The Autumnal Pumpkin is swelling and plumping. Soon it will ripen to full Harvest size. 'Twill serve as a lasting reminder of the passing of a celebrated year in our blessed lives. Verse 2: 'Twill rest on the table in each meal's sight. And decorate the hearth o'er the flickering fire light. Carved Jack-o-Lanterns thwart demons in the night. Then it's back on the table in sweet pie-ed bites.
7.
If your pumpkin patch is sincere when evening falls linger near. On Halloween he may be seen the Great Pumpkin will appear. He flys over trees with yellowing leaves and narry a moment will stray. Delivering toys to girls and to boys who are earnest this holiday. If your heart is true this year you have nothing to fear may his hallows flight cross your path this night. and may he make his approval clear! (but only if you're sincere!)
8.
Sweet potato or pumpkin pie? Which is better? Don't ask this guy When it comes to Thanksgiving desserts a slice or two of each won't hurt. ***** When the Thanksgiving meal is over and football is on TV. We get to what I waited for all year long and I settle in thankfully. Thoroughly wrapped in my Turkey Day Nap. I blissfully slumber through that athletic crap! So pull up a sofa or an overstuffed chair for a nap to which no other nap can compare.
9.
Verse 1: It's the best time of the year! Even if there's no snow on the ground. There's a feeling in the air as your family and friends gather around. Anticipation builds as we approach the magic day. We've waited since September for the madman with a box from Gallifray! Ch: The new Doctor Who Christmas Special is weeks or days or just moments away. And after it starts it's sure to warm our hearts or at least both of the Doctor's hearts anyway. Verse 2: In previous years the Christmas stories weren't the best. They might stand alone or be more sentimental than the rest. Some parts were fun, but dumb like spinning Christmas trees attacking everyone. It's was silly but it's true we were just happy to have new Doctor Who. Chorus Bridge: Grab your Jelly Babies and Jammie Dodgers 'cuz it's coming 'round again. Slip on your extra-long scarf and thank the Time Lords that Moffet's behind the pen. Chorus: Because we know he's got two hearts. and the story will probably warm both of his hearts anyway.
10.
I get anxious when I see an evergreen tree covered in tinsel and lights. I start to perspire when I hear a choir singing "Silent Night". My forehead starts to bead when the pastor reads about shepherds hearing good news. My neck hair mats down when there's fruitcake around and my feet flood my Christmas Shoes. My palms get wet when I see silhouettes of carolers out in the snow. It flows down my back when nuts start to crack and I pit out underneath mistletoe. I love the Holiday Season and it makes me want to cry. I'm and Ugly Christmas Sweater but by New Year's Eve I'm cute and dry (x2)

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All the original holiday songs I wrote and uploaded to my youtube page! Except for "Santa, Buddy"... I don't have the rights and am not sure about parody and legality.

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released April 14, 2014

All songs written and recorded (on my iphone) by me.

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sethifus Indianapolis, Indiana

I love to write songs, be silly, and entertain.

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