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1.
A Car Song 01:26
She is only part machine the rest of her is 100% female. With her coffee scented seats and stained interior instead of d-d-detailed! She only has one speaker blown but you can't hear the others over the engine. She handles fine, but starts of slow. Zero to 50 in just under 5 minutes. She get's me where I need to go. My Geo Metro. She's a welded work of art if abstract sculpture just happens to be your thing. She fits snugly,like a glove. A claustrophobic nightmare agoraphobic wet dream. Best little car I've ever had well, that's not true technically she's my dad's. She gets me where I need to go. My Geo Metro.
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I miss Mr. Phipps Pretzel Chips Hi-C's Ecto Cooler Showbiz Pizza Doritos Taco Bell's Taco Supreme Chips S'mores Crunch Cereal and I never got to try Slurm. ... Hidden Treasures Cereal was pretty good, too.
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She's Loud! 01:01
Well my little girls' gotta healthy set of lungs even if she's whispering your ear's'll still get stung She's loud! She's loud! Well my baby's loud and she proves it to me every day! My baby's not a whiner no she almost never pouts not to contradict the Beatles she don't need to twist to shout! She's loud! She's loud! Well my baby's loud you can hear her from 3 miles away! Hwaugh! My honey is affectionate she loves to kiss and hug but whenever I get close to her I have to wear ear plugs! She's loud! She's loud! Well my baby's loud and I like-a my baby that way!
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I've got a request I hope it won't make you mad. You see, there's something you're doing that's making me sad. I like what you're sharing your tastes are spot-on, but I've gotta admit there's something you're doing wrong. PLEASE STOP PINNING SO MUCH FOOD TO PINTEREST! For me your social networking don't work. I'm either left nauseated or feeling unsated eating Taco Bell Take-out like a jerk.
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"The End" happened long ago but we kept on going even after our tale was spun. Nobody wants to read the epilogue it's "P.S. Boring", but for us the Love Story has just begun. So maybe my looks have dashed and I many no longer be Charming and you're a dame who's still frequently Distressed. We can take comfort in attention shifting to younger heroes and we can finally rest. Happy in our Ever After.
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9:45, 9:45 What can I do with a 9:45 I got here at 9 I'm not done 'til 5 my day's just begun don't think I'll survive. 'Cuz looking at the clock 10 million times won't make the day go faster. I'm waiting for my life to catch up with me. Girl with a whim, girl with a whim, what can I do with a girl with a whim? Give her some space let her taste the wind If I let her roam she'll come back again. She needs to make her own mistakes and I know I'll just be in her way. I'm waiting for my girl to come back to me. Baby of mine, baby of mine what can I do with this baby of mine? Show her true love teacher her to thrive if I offer her help she'll be just fine. There's only so much I can teach her until she's out there on her own. I'll show her what I know and hope she won't forget.
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My Hair 00:46
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Chorus: Time needs to move a little more quickly. Time's taking far too long. Time takes its time all too often any time that you are gone. V1: When you're not here I fear that we'll be apart forever. When you appear my dear and we're back together I wish it could last for all. chorus V2: When you'e around I've found each rendezvous and happy meeting goes past so fast our time is fleeting but it's only a matter of... chorus Any time that you are gone.
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Abominable 00:17
She's a 'squatch you need to watch out for! I don't think you're ready for this Yeti, no. She's got big feet, if you should chance to meet her, no pictures please. She's a missing link, I think that's how she likes it.
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Corn Palace 03:05
Under the watchful eye of the statue of Cornelius the Palace stands eternal above each wave of tourists. Inside and amalgam of museum, gym, and theatre. Outside a gallery and the world's largest birdfeeder. The Mighty Palace of Corn! Not constructed of it but adorned. So raise your chalise! Let's have three ears for the Palace! Ear! Ear! Ear! It's not a tourist trap but a towering, shining beacon! A testament to harvest success erected (ear-rected) each tourist season! A wonder of the midwest not found in Minnesota with domes straight out of the Taj Mahal in Mitchell, South Dakota! chorus It may seem cob-bled together but that's just CORNjecture. Attend this KERNEL of knowledge it's a marvel of EARchitecture! chorus x2
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Row, row, row...
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Hey, there's a Sportsgame tonight! Come on, Sportsguys, do your sport right! Get that Sportsball, reach your goal, or your opponents', whatever, you know! Your Sportsfans know what you can do! Our collective self-worth is wrapped up in you! So fueled by junk food and cheap beer we send you our good luck cheer! Let's go Sportsteam! Fight Fight Fight! Get that Sportsball! Win the night! Score more points or... less... depending on the official rulebook for this game. *Ahem* Hey there, Sportsmen, don't let us down! Please don't blow it! Don't make us frown! Or we'll riot, throw hissy fits, and then tomorrow we'll all call in sick! Go Sports!
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Sriracha?
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Yes please come in, come in! Thank you for attending this private viewing of my collection of oddities and curiosities from all around the world. Here you will see my gallery my Addams, Gorey, and Grimly, but that's for the general public to see let's travel further down. Venture down the spiral staircase where my artifacts are stored. Yes some are quite illegal but certain laws must be ignored. To house such priceless treasures one cannot afford to play by the rules that uncultured men adore. I have voodoo dolls and shrunken heads reanimated limbs from the living dead and gore-stained sheets stolen from the beds of the newly exorcised. An over here is a queer little piece of history a shackled box shrouded in mystery. It seems the only skeleton key is the blood of men who lie. And speaking of blood... please don't mind the floors. The red-brown spotting, the visceral smell, and where the wood is scored as if by someone's fingernails as they were dragged behind the door. It seems this evening's true purpose can no longer be ignored! My Pet Monster need something to eat it's a pity but you're within reach. His tummy is rumbly and Kibble just won't do when what he's got the munchies for is you. As his teeth grind your bones for his daily bread I ignore your screams of agony and soon you'll be dead! My Pet Monster can not be restrained. His hunger cannot be contained. The death of the innocent is my one regret. He's a monster, but he's still my pet.
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Hello girl. So, girl. Y'know girl? Whoa, girl! Yo girl! No girl. I've gotta go... Girl.
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Longbottom 02:00
Why must I be a perennial dishevelled Neville and not the heartthrob of his latter-day grace. I need a remembrall to remember my remembrall. A Howler at the breakfast table kind of ruins the taste. 10 points from Gryffindor. 100 points from Gryffindor. 1 million points from Gryffindor. A pure-blood wizard shouldn't be such a waste. Hey, Neville why such a Long... bottom? You'll be a hero when all is said and done. Just lay low in the Commons Room or hang out with Professor Sprout until the 7th book when your time comes. 10 points for Gryffindor. 100 points for Gryffindor. 1 billion points for Gryffindor. Potter's not the only Chosen One.
17.
Sometimes 00:35
Sometimes pretty girls have to poop. And they pretty much always have to pee. Sometimes pretty girls have to toot, but they almost never do it around me (and I appreciate it) they almost never do it around me (thought it's perfectly natural) they almost never do it around me.
18.
Pitch Drop 01:46
80 years 8 drips still nobody has witnesssed it. To the livestream I'm glued within the next year the next drip is due! Pitch Drop! Pitch Drop! All eyes are on the bitumen again. 1927 Professor Parnell it won the Guinness Record Ig Nobel Prize as well. An experiment to show surprising properties, the fluidity and high viscosity! Pitch Drop! Pitch Drop! All eyes are on the bitumen again. Pitch Drop! Pitch Drop! All eyes are on the bitumen again!
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Get your poop in a group 'cuz in can pile up quickly, but if it's contained it won't smell so bad. If it's scattered at random it's like dirty laundry. So don't spread it out, keep your crap hampered instead. Keep your thoughts to yourself if they're gonna be angry, especially if they're pointed and vague. It doesn't take much to turn my thoughts gloomy. So watch what you tweet let's try to get through this day.
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Q2 (WEM3) 01:37
My baby's no mathematician she's more of a word magician she knows how to cast a spell on me, oh yeah. Pouted lips and batted eyes it should come as no surprise I'll go along with anything she'll say, oh yeah. And she's so cute, cute, cute, too too too too cute, cute, cute, too too too too cute, cute, cute, too too too too What the Heaven and Hell am I supposed to do? (X2) I find myself in no position to interrupt her composition she spins her tale and I stay out of her way, oh yeah. And if I had the audacity to claim some kind of superiority she'd still get the best of me she'd win, again. And she's so cute, cute...
21.
Those TGGTB 02:11
I came to a realization and I heaved a longing sigh. A sad situation Zod! It makes me wanna cry. It seems I'll never have enough money for all the geeky t-shirts I wanna buy. Said I'll never have enough time to wear the shirts I wanna own. 'Cuz it would take a Vulcan's lifetime 'cuz my collection would be over-grown. It would take several regenerations for the Doctor Who prints alone. Teefury Why did I bookmark you?! Ript Apparel and wootshirt why do you do those things that you do? (and you know you do!) I'm in a bad way, my Droogies I've got those Think Geek Geeky T-shirt Blues!
22.
Don't call me cute that is one word that I take offense to. Girls bandy it about it has so many definitions. Babies are cute so is anything too small to be useful. It's synonymous with inadequacy. If I'm inadequate I don't want to know it. So if you find me attractive That's great! But there are so many other adjectives that you could use if you stop and think about it. Maybe I'm hot or at least not too unappealing maybe you could find it in you to find me sexy...? Everybody wants to be wanted. Don't call me cute because I don't know what it means.
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Chorus: Your yard is evil, your lawn's a lush, green parasite. Nobody uses them, and to me that doesn't seem right. And when you try to use a lawn you get harrassed. People get angry and yell at you "get off the grass". Verse 1: I propose without hesitation that you spurn the Homeowner's Associ-i-a-tion and lend your lawn to cultivation to help increase urban vegetation. Chorus (again) Verse 2: With some tears, some blood, and some perspiration we could decrease this fast food nation and institute a healthy meal rotation with our mini Farmville incarnation. Chorus (#3) Outro: But I've gone on far too long the day's not getting any cooler and I have to go mow my lawn.
24.
Rain, Parade 00:41
They're handing out packets of saccharin tablets as they wave their goodbyes. The clouds roll in and the rain soon begins They can't keep the tears from their eyes. Cuz they waited for this date. They still have to wait. You can't impede the fickle finger of fate.
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If I told you that you had beautiful eyes would you gouge them out with a spoon? Just to prove me wrong. Just to push me away. If I told you that you had kissable lips would you shave them off in the bath with your Lady Bic? You've gotta remember to be realistic when you're trying to let me down easy, baby Self mutilation to dissuade attention is only hurting yourself. If I mentioned that I liked talking to you would you sharpen a q-tip and puncture both ear drums? If I whispered that I want to hold your hand would you chop both off at the wrists so I couldn't hold on to you? Cuz... You've gotta remember to be realistic when you're trying to let me down easy, baby Self mutilation as a passive aggressive act is only hurting yourself. If you think that I am only concerned with the superficial you've got so much to learn about obsession and love the connection of souls that takes place somewhere that's much deeper inside. If I let slip that I want to win your heart would you cease its rhythmic beat so I'd have to let you go?
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Rice is nice, but don't pay full price for mice.
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Chorus: Lunch break why must you go? You're here and gone before I know. I wish some way that you could stay and we could break for lunch all day. Verse: You're like a little oasis in the work day flow. You give me hope for the evening when the morning is slow. Bridge: For a quick nap a meal or a snack The Lunch Break is perfect for any of that! Oh! Chorus X2
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Shup... 02:33
Okay, you've convinced me your life is SO much worse than mine. And yes, you have my sympathy. You're justified in your contempt for everyone around you. You're right, the world is trying to screw you over it just goes on and on and on. I'm amazed that you've kept your composure and we'll all miss you when you're gone. Isn't that what you want to hear? Chorus: Complaining can be healthy when it's kept in moderation, but you've pushed it far beyond an art form into obsession. And with each whiny word you're getting more annoying than any of those things that you feel the need to whine about. I'm astounded at you're lack of patience and your gross intolerance. And I'm disgusted with your attitude towards destiny and fate and what you think is fair. There's one thing I can say for you at least you're consistent. You re-lose my respect for you each day. But I know that we should all forgive you because we know that's just your way. Isn't that what you believe?! Chorus Clip from Coupling Chorus Jimm.

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released April 13, 2014

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