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You + Me + Netflix
01:23
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Sing a song about blankets
and pajamas when we walk through the door.
Sing a song about couches
delivery pizza and what's more.
I'm so glad this week is over
I think we're gonna be all right.
Singing You and Me and Netflix
that sounds like my kind of Friday night.
Sing a song about kittens
and cuddling up with my favorite girl
Sing a song about comfort
and hiding from the outside world.
A social life is over-rated
when we don't miss all our friends.
Singing you and me and Netflix
that's the only time I want to spend.
(whistle)
Because Monday's coming all too soon
until then we can pretend
with you and me and Netflix
this weekend will never end.
With you and me and Netflix
this weekend will never end.
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2. |
all the fun
01:30
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You love what you love
and I think that's great!
When certain people like your love
you start to hate.
Not sharing joy doesn't
make you unique
it kinda takes all the fun
out of being a geek.
And I don't know
what's on your mind
but if you keep it open
I'm sure you'd find.
Whenever you're clever
being smart is neat!
And when you figure something out
it sure feels sweet.
But breaking hearts with your smarts
is a bit absurd.
It kinda takes all the fun
out of being a nerd.
How does your gall
give you the nerve?
If you don't cut it out
you'll get what you deserve.
When all you've said is done
you're feeling sad and dumb.
Your piss and vinegar
won't impress anyone.
You think you're cute and quirky
like a silver spork.
You find you have no fun
when you're just a dork.
And all your fears
have become real
and all your tears will flow
from all the feels.
I know what I am saying's
falling on deaf ears.
You've practiced sarcasm
for all these years.
You're in the wrong
but if my song simply doesn't work.
I hope it takes all the fun
out of being a jerk.
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3. |
Vacation from Horror
01:23
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Oh when zombies attack
we'll both be fine
the cavities
above our spines
are filled with
coconut and lime
We've got tropical drinks for brains!
And when night falls
and vampires come
they'll be feeling
pretty dumb
instead of blood
they'll drink our rum
we've got Mai Tai's in our veins!
We'll be safe from monsters
ghouls and freakies
surrounded by palm trees
torches and tikis!
(kazoo)
In Hawaii
Jamaica or Cancun
The Creature from the
Black Lagoon
will swim ashore
and join our tune
Umbrella drinks in hand!
In the sun and sand
we'll play
on our island
hideaway
we'll escape the wrath
of judgement day
on this vacation from horror we planned!
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4. |
Supercool Soundscape
00:59
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Well butter my milk
and corn my bread.
Honey my comb
and flower my bed.
So pin my stripes
and bow my tie.
Tail my coat
and water my slide.
I compound my words
don't cha know?
And don't forget to
port my manteau!
Spork me some brunch
let's binge-watch sitcoms.
On our staycation
we'll vlog our fandom.
I'll bash my keytar
It'll be ginormous.
Wear your pleather skort
you'll look fantabulous!
If you find
this song too punny
I hope you find
it also funny.
So butter my milk
and corn my bread.
Honey my comb
and flower my bed.
Pin my stripes
and bow my tie.
Tail my coat
and water my slide!
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5. |
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I'm standing dumbfounded
in the frozen aisle of
the grocery store.
Surrounded by ice cream
except for the flavor
I'm looking for.
I can't quite remember
oh, what was the
name of it.
It was Ben and Jerry's
I hope it hasn't
been discontinued yet.
I'm standing dumbfounded
in the frozen aisle of
the grocery store.
Surrounded by ice cream
except for the flavor
I'm looking for.
... Oh wait, it's Karamel Sutra...
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6. |
Milestone
00:29
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Did you ever poop a poop so big
that you saw Jesus?
Did you ever poop a poop so huge
it expanded your mind?
Did you ever poop a poop so gigantic
that it changed you as a person?
I think my daughter just did all three
at the same time!
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7. |
Uh-oh Spaghetti-O's!
00:55
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Uh-oh! SpaghettiO's
where is Mr. O?
Uh-oh! SpaghettiO's
where did Mr. O go?
Did your advert gurus
decide he's uncool?
If they did
they're a bunch of fools!
Is he in a museum
or is he just
in a corner
collecting dust?
If he doesn't have
any other plans
I could take him
off your hands!
Uh-oh! SpaghettiO's
where is Mr. O?
Uh-oh! SpaghettiO's
where did Mr. O go?
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8. |
Tired Little Ghost
02:01
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A tired little ghost followed you home tonight
It's resting in the corner of your room.
Not that you would notice if you looked for it
It makes the walls a subtle shade of gloom.
A tired little ghost followed you home.
A tired little ghost followed you home.
It's leaning back, relaxed, silently watching you
as you go about your daily life routines.
It followed you because it finds you comforting
and the rhythms of your life calm and serene.
A tired little ghost followed you home.
A tired little ghost followed you home.
ooo...
The ghost has decided it will stay with you
until your living days come to an end.
And on that day it hopes that you will notice it
and spend the next eternity as friends.
A tired little ghost followed you home.
A tired little ghost followed you home.
ooo...
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Dinosaurs!!!!!
00:25
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Eh... you can probably figure them out.
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10. |
This Wheel
01:33
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This wheel is a-turning
through snow and sleet and hail
this wheel is a-turning
over broken glass and nails.
This wheel is a-turning
'cuz that's what wheels do.
This wheel is a-turning, baby
but not back to you!
This fire is a-burning
with a flame so bright.
The wind and rain won't snuff it out
it flickers through the night.
This fire is a-burning
with a flame so pure and true
this fire is a-burning, honey
in spite of you!
This heart is a-yearning
for a love so deep and sweet
a love to set it racing
and make it skip a beat.
This heart is a-yearning
but I guess that's nothing new.
This heart is a-yearning, sweetheart
but it won't break over you.
This wheel is a-turning, baby
watch it roll away from you!
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11. |
I'm Not Your Type
01:05
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It's easy to look like a loser
when the Lord has blessed me with this face
The people with unfortunate features
often find themselves in the last place.
It's easy to feel like a moron
when this was the skin I was born in.
It's an itchy, pale, and uncoordinated mess.
With blackish-blueish elbows, knees, and shins.
It's easy to be mistaken for an asshole
I'm required by my job to dress this way.
I may not agree with your politics
but I defend your right to say the stupid,
hurtful, racist, homophobic, idiotic shit
you're bound to say.
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12. |
Olive Oyl
01:18
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I'm only handsome when she
wants something
she only likes me
with a catch
She's only happy when
I'm doing something for her
She only plays ball
when I fetch.
Our love is conditional.
She's always talking
seldom interested
in anything I have
to say
She's fickle when she's not
dismissing me
we only go dutch
when I pay.
Our love is conditional.
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13. |
French Stewart, Neighbor
01:42
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I betcha French Stewart would be a good neighbor
if he ever moved into the house next door.
He'd lend you his tools or a whole bag of sugar
and bring you treats back from his trip to the store.
Keep his TV and music at reasonable volumes
clean driveway and sidewalks and manicured lawn.
He'd keep his nose out of your private business
and look after your pets whenever you're gone.
He'd bring covered dishes to community potlucks
from his Grandmother's recipes, masterfully prepared
handed down from each generation
Stewart family "secrets" he's willing to share.
At Christmas time, of course, he'd play Santa
because, after all, he's an actor by trade.
From "3rd Rock From the Sun" to "Home Alone 3"
he's been a sensation in each part he's played.
He's such a good actor he steals every show
why, he could be EVIL, and we'd never know.
A twinkle in his eye and winning smile could hide
that his heart's shriveled up and rotten inside.
He could have dark secret motives, I guess...
... but I STILL think, he'd be a good neighbor nonetheless.
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Hush little baby don't say a word
Papa's gonna buy toys fit for a nerd.
If nerdy toys turn out to be your thing
Papa's gonna buy you Sauron's Ring
and if that ring messes with your head
Papa will buy the Mirror of Erised
and if that Mirror is worse than Tumblr
Papa's gonna buy you a Billy-Bumbler
and if that throcken won't be your pet
Papa's gonna buy you a Starscream Jet
and if that jet won't transform with you in it
Papa's gonna buy you a K-9 unit
and if K-9 leave you for a Time Lord
Papa's gonna buy you a Hoverboard.
If that Hoverboard makes you fall down
You'll still be the Hoopiest Frood in town.
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