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REMOVE ALL CHAIRS

by sethifus

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1.
Intro to 101 00:42
Ooo ha Ooo
2.
Soup! 10:21
Soup (etc.)
3.
The time has come to say goodbye but I'm not ready I'm not ready As we look into each other's eyes I wish it didn't have to be. The time has come for me to go I'm longing for a time when we could wrap ourselves in our arms I'd carry you with me. I want to absorb you to literally suck you inside of me 2 become 1 for real this time stay together forever eternally. The time has come to say goodbye...
4.
Pumpkin Rum 00:32
*glug, glug, glug*
5.
Well there's a dog named Bill and a dog named Sue and a dog named Winnie the Pooh. And a dog named Quilt and a dog named Snacks and a dog named Chestnut too. There's a dog named Timbuk-3 and a dog named Color TV There's a dog named Bookstore and a dog named Zuul and a cat named Hedy Lamarr.
6.
William 00:48
There's a tiny bear living in my nose and his name is William and he won't wear clothes. I bought him a new outfit sparing no expense it cost me $3 and 27 cents. He said, "No thank you I don't need those clothes I'm just a little bear who lives in your nose."
7.
Bitter 02:04
If you're younger than me and more successful than me fuck you If you're younger than me and make more money than me fuck you I'm sure you work harder I'm sure you work smarter But I don't wanna consider I'm old, fat, lazy, white guy bitter. If you're younger than me and better looking than me fuck you If you're younger than me and more charming than me fuck you I'm sure you're more healthy I'm sure that you're thinner You might be fitter but I'm old, fat, lazy, white guy bitter I'm sure you're more handsome and better with money I'm sure that you're faster and that you're more funny You're all that glitters but I'm old, fat, lazy, white guy bitter...
8.
Soup!
9.
Hey Eleanor what were you thinking?! It didn't have to be this way don't blame it all on wishful drinking there were other cards at play. Hey Lydia What were you saying? Daydreams have caused my thoughts to drift I'm thankful for each present moment even the white elephant gifts. Hey Adeline I meant to tell you It seems the words have slipped my mind sifting through thoughts like buried treasures I don't know how to find. Oh no, Jonah! They have us surrounded! And the way out isn't up or down We'll barrel through their thronging masses white Greyson pulls the car around.
10.
This is not the drawer where we keep the cooked spaghetti It's the drawer where we keep the sauce alone. This is not the drawer where we keep the cooked spaghetti Try your luck on one drawer below. (oh, here it is...)
11.
She said she's leaving I said okay I'm not sad she's going I'm just sad I paid. All those hours invested with no returns. I should've kept the receipt.
12.
Feels 00:47
I want to make you feel a feeling nobody else could inspire I don't mean sad or angry or scared, hungry or tired. I mean in the sense of senses that you feel sensitively And when you feel that feeling you'll feel in love with me. you'll feel in love with me. I mean in the sense of senses that you feel sensitively and when you feel that feeling you'll feel in love with me.
13.
Attention please. There's an emergency. Proceed calmly to the nearest exit, and leave the building immediately.
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15.
Matthew
16.
some gin 00:57
I wish I had some gin to put these olives in a beer will do for now a beer will do for now I wish I had some gin to put these olives in I'll have to wait until I go to the store again.
17.
Six 00:17
123456
18.
4 Pairs 00:40
I brought 4 pairs of pants to the wedding reception none of them matched the shirt in my bag tried to impress strangers I'll never see again Well, I guess I mess that up...
19.
Outro of 010 00:30
dahs and stuff.
20.
None.

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released February 26, 2018

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sethifus Indianapolis, Indiana

I love to write songs, be silly, and entertain.

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