A song about Olive Oyl from Popeye's perspective, maybe.
lyrics
I'm only handsome when she
wants something
she only likes me
with a catch
She's only happy when
I'm doing something for her
She only plays ball
when I fetch.
Our love is conditional.
She's always talking
seldom interested
in anything I have
to say
She's fickle when she's not
dismissing me
we only go dutch
when I pay.
Our love is conditional.
credits
from Rabbit Rabbit,
released January 20, 2016
Written and recorded by me!
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