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Retired Gods and Pajama Superheroes

from SHOES! by sethifus

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Here is my attempt to write a new the Presidents of the United States of America song!

On my guitbass, nonetheless!

Chris Ballew will always be the only one who can truly do this.

lyrics

5 - 6 - 7- 9!

(woo!)

Well our great great great grandfathers
sent a letter to their chuthers
all about Sally Struthers
and how she stole their gold watch.

And they teamed up with the teamsters
to discuss the dreamy dreamers
who hung up paper streamers
to surround the paisley swatch.

Retired Gods
find themselves at odds
with Pajama Superheroes
And the Maltese Cat
won't tell where it's at
she just keeps on typing O's

And our unnamed benefactor
think that you're the best new actor
and we figure that they'll factor
that into your next paycheck

And the oldest of the old ones
wanna discuss it over cold ones
cuz you're the boldest of the bold ones
so they figure "what the heck?"

the Retired Gods
find themselves at odds
with Pajama Superheroes
and the Maltese Cat
won't tell where it's at
and she just keeps on typing.

credits

from SHOES!, released August 9, 2017
all by me!

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sethifus Indianapolis, Indiana

I love to write songs, be silly, and entertain.

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